These are basically my favorite quotes ever...
Meredith: "You're sexually harassing me."
Derek: "I'm riding an elevator."
Cristina: "Adulterous bitch."
Meredith: "Pregnant whore."
Cristina: "Sleeping with our bosses was a great idea."
Addison: "What am I? The go-to person for adultery?"
Izzie: "God got a virgin pregnant by magic. God's not exactly playing by the rules."
Derek: "So you blew me off for a bottle of tequila. Tequila's no good for you. Doesn't call, doesn't write, not nearly as much fun to wake up to."
Meredith: "Seriously? Seriously!"
Addison: "But if you want to go back to plastics-..."
Alex: "Nah. The vanilla latte? I did that on purpose."
Alex: "Because he was rude to you."
Denny: "You think I'm cute..."
Alex: "I'd notice. If you went missing. I'd notice."
Alex: "Do I look like a chick to you?"
Bailey: "I got five rules, memorize them. Rule number one: Don't bother sucking up, I already hate you, that's not gonna change."
Meredith: "On-call rooms. Sleep when you can, where you can. But not with anybody. Especially not attendings. Sleeping with attendings, not a good idea. Where was I?"
Bailey: "I'm supposed to be calm. Do I look calm to you?"
Cristina: "Uh... Ou! Ouch!"
Sydney: "Oh, sorry, did I hurt you?"
Cristina: "You're touching me."
Burke: "I am Preston Burke! And I love you!"
Cristina: "I moved out of my apartment twenty minutes ago."
Derek: "It was a Thursday morning. You were wearing that ratty little Dartmouth shirt you look so good in, the one with the hole in the back of the neck. You'd just washed your hair and it smelled like some kind of... flower. I was running late for surgery. And you'd lean to me, put your hand on my chest and you kissed me. Soft. It was quick, kind of like a habit. You know, like we'd do it every day for the rest of our lives. You went back to reading the newspaper and I went to work. That was the last time we kissed."
Addison: "Seriously. Thank you for all-... the sex."
Cristina: "Bambi, don't say anything until after the hunter shoots your mother."
George: "I don't like you."
Alex: "Happy freakin' Halloween."
Olivia: "We formed a club. Nurses United Against Mark Sloan."
Mark: "Are there any club activities?"
Meredith: "It's not us, it's them. Them and their stupid boy-... penises."
Mark: "Oh man, you would not believe what just happened to me."
Derek: "There is, uh, a kid looking for you."
Mark: "Lookin' ... it sounds much dirtier without the 'g'."
Cristina: "What are we looking at?"
Izzie: "Meredith put her Mom in a baggie and brought her to work."
Meredith: "I had to get her out of my closet, she was haunting me."
Alex: "Now she’s haunting us all."
Meredith: "And it's not about the sex. It's not... about the sex. It's about that moment afterward... when the world stops. It just feels so safe, so safe. I'm not ready to give that up. I'm not ready to give that up."
ALEX: "I dunno... it's just... Meredith always makes me think screwed up people have a chance."
Miranda: "People are stupid and just want to be loved. That's the only reason anybody does anything."
More to come... To be continued...